Terry Pratchett
THIEF OF TIME
He prodded with a sandal the dozing form of Clodpool the Apprentice, and said: “I have seen. Now I understand. ”
Then he stopped, and looked at the thing next to Clodpool.
“What is that amazing thing?” he said.
“Er… er… it's a tree, master,” said Clodpool, still not quite awake. “Remember? It was there yesterday. ”
“There was no yesterday. ”
“Er… er… I think there
“I
Clodpool's face became a mask of agonized incomprehension.
“Dear stupid Clodpool, I have learned everything,” said Wen. “In the cup of the hand there is no past, no future. There is only now. There is no time but the present. We have a great deal to do. ”
Clodpool hesitated. There was something new about his master. There was a glow in his eyes and, when he moved, there were strange silvery-blue lights in the air, like reflections from liquid mirrors.
“She has told me everything,” Wen went on.
“I know that time was made for men, not the other way round. I have learned how to shape it and bend it. I know how to make a moment last for ever, because it already has. And I can teach these skills even to you, Clodpool. I have heard the heartbeat of the universe. I know the answers to many questions. Ask me. ”The apprentice gave him a bleary look. It was too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning. That was the only thing that he currently knew for sure.
“Er… what does master want for breakfast?” he said.
Wen looked down from their camp and across the snowfields and purple mountains to the golden daylight creating the world, and mused upon certain aspects of humanity.
“Ah,” he said. “One of the
For something to exist, it has to be observed.
For something to exist, it has to have a position in time and space. And this explains why nine-tenths of the mass of the universe is unaccounted for.
Nine-tenths of the universe, in fact, is the paperwork.
And if you want the story, then remember that a story does not unwind. It weaves. Events that start in different places and different times all bear down on that one tiny point in space-time, which is the perfect moment.